Just give me a catheter already!

I only have five weeks (or less!) to go with this pregnancy. Skeletor is trying out for the Olympic Soccer or Kickboxing team, not sure which one yet. My legs feel as though they are going to fall right out of the hip sockets. But the worst part has to be the peeing! I wake up ever hour to hour and a half to pee at night!! I am at the point I would love for my nurse-husband to give me a catheter just so I can sleep all night!!!!