Me: Hunter what are you doing under there?
Tulugak: Nofing mama.
Me: Uh huh. Then why do you have a spoon in the dirt?
Tulugak: I's hewping to air-rate da dirts mama.
Me: Hmmmm... then why are you using the spoon to eat the dirt?
Tulugak: Dammet. Foiwled agained.