Michael over at 
Michael's Meanderings sounds like he is having some fun with a kitty giving him nice "gifts" of voles and birds.  I think it is hilarious, but doesn't sound like he is enjoying it all that much. MMmmmm  vole stew...
A friend of mine forwarded this email (thanks for the laugh Lana!) to me and I got a real kick out of it.  I think you will enjoy it as well Michael!!   And don't worry about Jade seeing a dead/dying little critters- good for kids to learn about that stuff- I loved animals, dead or alive, when I was a kid and it led me to a degree in wildlife and a wicked passion for the outdoors and critters of all kinds.  Betcha can't wait until Jade brings home her first dead animal she found on the road....  or a bunch of baby mice....  and then a 18 year old boy friend...   hehehe parenthood is a riot!!!
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food!  My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride!  My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park!  My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted!  My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch!  My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail!  My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones!  My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball!  My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow!  Watched TV with the people!  My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!  My favorite thing!
 
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary . .. Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. 
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. 
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. 
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.  Bastards. 
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.  I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.  However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies."  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. 
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. 
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded. 
The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in a elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now................