Right as Matt walked through the door at work this morning, the Nurse-In-Charge knew something wasn't quite right. After a few tests he was diagnosed with FIIL Syndrome:
FARK IT, I'M LEAVING!!
Symptoms include:
- complete lack of attention for work
- an obsessive desire to check the time every two minutes
- twitchy feet
- glazed over eyes
- trying to run out any open door
Luckily, he will be completely cured later this afternoon!
7 comments:
Ahahahahaha! You're a nut!! But come to think of it, I think Rob is starting to show signs of FIIL also!
Funny!
I would have the exact same symptoms if it weren't for a date with a carpet layer on Monday. I'm getting new floors in the kitchen and hallway - in the middle of my @#)#¤ holidays!
Oh well, them's the breaks!
LOL! That's too funny. Have a great trip guys!
Cute! Have fun.
You are crazy, woman!! I totally feel for him! Have a safe trip.
Happy road trip you guys!!
Hahaha you left a comment about FIIL on my blog and I laughed. It's funny how widespread the acronym is.
Glad to hear he's likely recovered, it can be quite a fun syndrome.
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