Right as Matt walked through the door at work this morning, the Nurse-In-Charge knew something wasn't quite right. After a few tests he was diagnosed with FIIL Syndrome:
FARK IT, I'M LEAVING!!
- complete lack of attention for work
- an obsessive desire to check the time every two minutes
- twitchy feet
- glazed over eyes
- trying to run out any open door
Luckily, he will be completely cured later this afternoon!