Friday, July 3, 2009

Poor Matt!

Right as Matt walked through the door at work this morning, the Nurse-In-Charge knew something wasn't quite right. After a few tests he was diagnosed with FIIL Syndrome:

FARK IT, I'M LEAVING!!

Symptoms include:
- complete lack of attention for work
- an obsessive desire to check the time every two minutes
- twitchy feet
- glazed over eyes
- trying to run out any open door

Luckily, he will be completely cured later this afternoon!

7 comments:

Rob, Tina and the boys said...

Ahahahahaha! You're a nut!! But come to think of it, I think Rob is starting to show signs of FIIL also!

fireweedroots said...

Funny!
I would have the exact same symptoms if it weren't for a date with a carpet layer on Monday. I'm getting new floors in the kitchen and hallway - in the middle of my @#)#¤ holidays!
Oh well, them's the breaks!

jen said...

LOL! That's too funny. Have a great trip guys!

Kate Nova said...

Cute! Have fun.

Tigger said...

You are crazy, woman!! I totally feel for him! Have a safe trip.

Gen said...

Happy road trip you guys!!

Nunavummiut Jaime said...

Hahaha you left a comment about FIIL on my blog and I laughed. It's funny how widespread the acronym is.

Glad to hear he's likely recovered, it can be quite a fun syndrome.