Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Any Dream Readers Out There?

I dream almost every night and have no problems remember what they were about. Last night's dream though was so odd that it makes me think I should be a writer for a show along the lines of the X-Files.

The dream was playing out like a clip from the tv show "CSI". They were showing people dead on toilets who had been drained completely of their blood. My co-workers and I were trying to figure out what was killing them. We came up with the obvious idea of vampires, but the mark on the persons neck didn't look like a vampire bite. After much discussion, we staked out a bathroom through surveillance cameras with a dummy on the toilet. We watched for a few minutes and slowly the lid to the water reservoir on the back of the toilet started to slide to one side. A black tentacle-like thing started to reach out to the dummy and attach to the neck. Somehow this dummy was extremely realistic and we had filled it with blood. We watched as the tentacle latched onto the dummy's neck and started sucking out its blood. Later we learned that it was a massive leech that lived in toilets and traveled through the sewer system feeding off of human blood.

HOW ODD IS THAT?? (Hey Stacie, I bet this dream makes you happy you still have an outhouse, eh?)

I also had a dream about a local teenage girl here in Faro stealing my car (I don't have a car in real life, just a big-ass truck). She ditched it in the bushes and I was going to tell her parents on her. She was upset that my telling her parents would lead to her not being allowed to attend a special school in Whitehorse and she would have to stay in Faro. Oh, and prior to finding my car I was learning how to play the cello (now that is really odd because I have NO musical talent; I can barely play my stereo). While playing the cello I was panicking because I though people might ask me to sing while I played and I sound like a dying cow when singing aloud.

And my final dream of the night was me watching my Grandmother wash her reading glasses in the washing machine and also run them through the dryer. They came out broken into a dozen piece, but they came out of the dryer in a box of Kleenex and those tissues came out untouched and perfect.

Anyone out there want to hazard a guess about my inner thoughts based on these dreams? I would love to hear them because I sure have no clue!

:)

14 comments:

Fawn said...

Hahaha! We should start a "tell us your dream" carnival on Urban Yukon. Stacie just told us all about a dream she had that had Michael and me in it. LOL

dogsled_stacie said...

We totally should Fawn! Kara - I dreamt that Fawn fell in the ice while playing hockey with me, Michael and a bunch of strangers on the Bow River in Calgary. The ever-caring husband, Michael lept into the hole and rescued his wife. Then they were laughing about right after the rescue, meanwhile I was having a heart attack over it. Then Michael did a backflip. How weird!!!

You've just totally freaked me out about toilets! That could even happen in the outhouse! Outhouse dwelling leaches who can survive the cold... EEK!!!!

Somebody NEEDS to interpret these messed-up dreams!

dogsled_stacie said...

That should be "Fawn fell in the WATER" not ice. Duh.

Meandering Michael said...

You know, there's a new blog on urbanyukon.com called "The Dreaming". Maybe she can help!

Meandering Michael said...

I've put out the request

Anonymous said...

#1 the whole bathroom,diaper,potty training aspect of your life is draining your energy,i.e. your "blood" to a level that concerns you.

#2 material possessions and the loss of same worry you.The cello is
a symbol of self image concerns.

#3 concerns about trying to see things in your life clearly,to do the right things in child rearing without having broken pieces result.The broken glass is a rough and tumble approach as opposed to the coddling symbol of the kleenex.

Meandering Michael said...

Wow!

Clare said...

Well according to my copy of "Interpreting Dreams for Dummies" the leech represents a moth (which are really little winged vampires) and if the scene is set in a bathroom it represents a sewing room.

Still not sure what the cello means but given its shape its probably sexual.

Matt, Kara, Hunter and Cavan said...

I second Michael's wow!

Anonymous- that was amazing. Perhaps I should post my dreams up here more often.



Clare- you are just evil!

Janet said...

My guess? You're pregnant again Kara. I had my most vivid dreams when I was carrying my babies.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the second dream is about material things at all.It is the age old fear of the lure of younger,more desirable women.The car represents your husband.

Matt, Kara, Hunter and Cavan said...

ahahah then I will keep my eye on my car, err... I mean husband!

Morena said...

I don't have a clue what to say.... WTF just about covers it.

Heather, aka: Mum said...

OMG too funny!! Now with diapers being a distant memory & toilet training a completed chapter in our home...guess I don't have to go searching for blood thirsty creatures eh?? LOL LOL LOL