Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Important Questions

So how do you answer when your two and a half year old asks, "Who built me?"

My wonderful husband puts is so sweetly saying that mommy and daddy built you.

I, the not-so-wonderful parent, tell him he was bought at Walmart.

Oh the fun I will have warping the minds of my children. I am betting that educational fund we have set up for them gets used for therapy instead.

12 comments:

Fawn said...

Naw, I don't think they're allowed to do that. ;) LOL

Megan said...

My son: "I am going to have two babies."

Me: "That's nice."

My son: "I know it for sure. I checked, and there's two."

Me: "Two what?"

My son: "Two babies."

Me: "You checked what?"

My son: "My testicles. I checked, and there are two babies in there. I can feel them. I'm pretty sure there's two."

Matt, Kara, Hunter and Cavan said...

Oh Megan, I am dying laughing over that!!!

Meandering Michael said...

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Kennie said...

hahahahaha .. oh Megan ... how old was he at this point .. cause that is just hilarious!

Megan said...

Hmmmm. It was within the last few months, so I'll say he was nine.

Obviously, Steve has been filling his mind with all sorts of "science" about how babies are made.

Jackie S. Quire said...

I love it! Both yours, Kara AND yours, Megan.

Makes my day!

Tina said...

My son: "Mom, the girls at school all have nipples."

Me: "Really, how do you know that?"

My son: "Well, they don't have bumps like you under their shirt so they must just have nipples."

(He was 4 at the time)

Clare said...

HA, love that last line.

And see Megan, nothing good ever comes from science.

lindsay Niedzielski said...

Some of the things that kids come up with are hilarious....sometimes I try to tell Paige something odd ball like that and she just looks at me and says "mom, you're so silly"...yep, my 3 year old is just too practical!!! Just wait till Hunter tells someone he is from Walmart...then the joke gets even funnier!

Carole said...

hee hee hee. You folks are hilarious. Keep posting your kids' conversations.

Morena said...

Love all those stories. Too cute!